The Sandra Bullock Way by Rae Klutzsky

It’s easy to have a Sandra Bullock Moment. Just follow these 5 simple steps and you’re on your way to klutz-ville!

Step 1
Fill up a dispensable Styrofoam cup with piping hot water. The key is to ensure that the cup has a crack big enough to cause a slow and steady leakage. You will find yourself burning your fingers, and possibly your hands, in the process. Great first step!

Step 2
Have, what you assume to be, a smart moment, and stack the leaking cup under another cup (one without any cracks whatsoever). When this is done, take a sip of the water (completely forgetting that it is boiling!), and you will find a slight burning sensation. Don’t panic! This is part of your Sandra Bullock Moment. Embrace it!

Step 3
Settle comfortably into your chair, and set the cup of water aside for later use.

Step 4
When the water has cooled, lift the cup of water to your lips for a sip.

Step 5
When you do find that there is no water touching your lips, tip the cup back further. You will find the seemingly absent water come pouring straight down onto the front of your pants (or shorts, or whatever you might be wearing at that moment in time); making it seem like you’ve thoroughly wet yourself. Excellent!!!

And there you have it, your 5 simple steps to a Sandra Bullock Moment! You will find this and loads more tips and tricks in the Sandra Bullock Way, sold in all major bookstores.