Worst Pick Up Line of the Century

Went for this darned photo-taking session that day for the you-know-where bookstore. Getting up so early in the day was not exactly everyone's idea of fun. Naturally, the place was full of cranky people. Me? Well, I met this horribly cantankerous person on the train; hence, motivating me to be somewhat good-natured. How odd.. I'd thought the guy's grouchiness would have rubbed off on me somehow. Ah well, the mysteries of the human mind; or rather the mysteries of my eccentric mind.

Well, anyway, in walks Ms T. Now you can tell Ms T has had a rather interesting morning, with that bright-eyed look. Sure enough, she starts:

Ms. T: Do you know what happened this morning? I met this really disgusting man lor. He actually came up to me and said this, "..Your hair is like laksa, and you are like Char Kway teow. You're so delicious, I want to eat you.." *sorry I can't really remember exactly, but the idea is there*

Ms T continues: What is this? I can't even get a decent pick up line is it?

First thing I want to talk about. What the Fuck was that guy thinking?! Next to that, a friend of mine, Kel, said that the worse she got was "I can see myself in your pants". Honestly! Do these guys really think that they could 'get it on' with anyone at all, using such loathsome pick up lines? Hah! Provided they are willing to empty their pockets to get a good fuck. But somehow I think the hookers who have some bargaining power, would be much too smart to hop into the idiot's (putting it mildly here) pants. Kel said that she would have laughed in the little prick's face and made this comment,"Sweetie.. I'm Gay *Smile*." Mockery is a wonderful tool, isn't it?

Now, the next thing I wish to say is that I cannot say for sure that that really happened. You see, Ms T is not exactly the most intellectual person on earth, though she claims to have read tons of literature books. She acts more like a Ms. Paris-H bimbo. I did not really think so in the beginning, but time proved it to be so. Hell, she even admitted to being a bimbo. Oh well, there's always daddy to provide for her. So I guess she can afford to be one. Perhaps it is real; I don't really know. But there is always that chance that Ms T exaggerated a wee bit, just to spice up the story. I honestly wouldn't be surprised.